Morning Grumps

  23rd March 2014, 11.10 AM.

  So...I guess I haven't ditched this blog yet. Hi everyone! ^w^

  Do you ever get that grumpy feeling when you wake up in the morning? Even though you have a really cool outing planned for the day, you might be thinking, "Nnngh, that has to be the most stupidest outing I've ever planned..." I get that feeling most of the time. However, when I wake up late, I'm super grumpy and am childishly capable of throwing a quiet tantrum, much to my shame. Why do I call it a "quiet tantrum"? I don't actually yell and throw things but I do sulk, stamp my foot, and if I'm really grumpy, I cuss.

  Shame on me, huh?

  Yes, shame on you!

  Quiet, you. Anyway, by late, I mean 10.00 AM. To some of you guys, you may be thinking, "How is that late?? I wake up at 10 all the time!" but naaah, to me, waking up on time is waking up at 4.30 AM. I usually do, with the help of my alarm, but lately, I've been tuning out the alarm somehow and waking up late. If any of you Muslim readers are wondering, don't worry, I didn't miss my Subuh prayers, I, uh, am currently having the normal cycle of, err, blood that women have every once in a while...

  Personally, I don't get why it's so embarrassing to admit that. Night Star thinks so too but she's starting to feel a little awkward ever since she's seen other people feel awkward. Ugh. Peer pressure.

  Let's just ignore that little bit of purple text, shall we? Good.

  To wrap things up, I'll just say I hate, hate, hate waking up late. It makes me feel as though I've wasted precious time, which I have, a whole 6 and a half hours! It makes me feel wasted. I really wanted to clean up my room and complete my holiday assignment in the morning so that I'd have time to type away at the computer for the rest of the day! Then again...it's my own fault for doing things at the last minute.

  We did have a packed schedule...didn't we?

  Maybe...a little packed but that's no excuse so shut up. Oh well. At least I'll have my Gardenia Chocolate Bun. Which reminds me! I had this dream last night that ended with McDonald's Hotcakes (basically pancakes), Uncle Pancake's Pancakes (they're awesome, I tell you) and frozen prata with fried egg placed on top (not cooked with, mind you) for breakfast and I was disappointed to wake up and find out it was just a dream. Typical.

  I thought you loved Inception...

  Not in the sense when it's used on me. Honestly, the number of times my mind has led me to believe that I'd woken up early and on time when it was all just dreams...

  Thanks for reading! ^w^

The Newbie Noobie Rookie Blogger

22nd March 2014, 7.36 PM.

So...I guess everyone can see what I'm typing, huh? Okay, then. *Ahem*

Hello, reader, and welcome to my new blog! I don't know why my profile says that I've been on Blogger since December 2012 (I was probably messing around or something without knowing what I was doing) but I assure you, I made this blog today, on 22nd March 2014. I don't know how you wound up here since I can't seem to browse through any other Bloggers' Blogs but well, I'm glad you're actually taking the time to read this nonsense. :D

I suppose I should introduce myself. Hello (again), I'm Night Star and there is no way I will tell you my real name and for anyone who reads this and instantly knows who this is and whether it's because they're mind readers or because they're friends, please do not use my real name! Instead, you can call me Night Star! Why not? It's an okay name...right?

Moving on! Age is confidential because I am paranoid of the Internet. I mean, anything could happen, right? I do not want someone hunting me down just to make out and if they do, I'll call the police. I would add more threats but eh, they're all pretty lame and I'm pretty sure only Batman could do half the threats I had in mind. Besides, whoever hunts me down would be disappointed. Plus, you guys can probably roughly figure out my age in future posts. Maybe. I said, maybe!

I am a human species, a pure homo sapien (that's another fancy term for "human", right? I'm pretty sure it is), a female, a Malay (although I speak English 80% of the time), annnnnnd...I am a Muslim! Before you ask that stupid question which I'm not even going to bother to type, NO, I AM NOT A FREAKING TERRORIST!!! Honestly, I still can't believe someone had the nerve to ask me that in a chat room that I had randomly joined once. Why is there prejudice in this world??? (Because different people have different opinions.) (Shut up, I never asked you.)

I think...that's all the basics, I guess. My favourite colour is baby blue, blue, blue da ba dee da ba die!!! I love to read, daydream, write, and everything nice! ^w^ I hate injustice, nuts, and everything nasty! >.< I am obsessed with a game called Team Fortress 2. It's a nice shooting game which has blood and quite a bit of gore in it. However, I don't play it often. In fact, I rarely play it. I'm a bookworm, not a gamer. So why do I say that I'm obsessed with it? It's because I love the world of TF2! I may not play it much (or at all) but it still has an interesting set of nine characters, each with his own origin and personality and the rest is left to the players' imaginations! I am part of the fandom of TF2 but, well, I must say, it's easier to read fanfictions and watch machinimas rather than write my own stories. I have written a few (as you can see here) but I'm not quite satisfied yet. Maybe it's because I haven't finished my latest chapter story and went on a hiatus for a few months. Who am I kidding, of course it's because of that! *Facepalm*

That's all I can think of for now. Now you may be wondering, "Now that you've basically introduced yourself, why do you call this blog a "Weird Whirlwind of Nasty & Nice"? I don't see anything weird about you..you seem perfectly normal!" Aha, but don't be tricked...I can be as weird as I want to be...when I want to be...where I want to be...for all you know, I could be brainwashing you right now...

Okay, cut the crap, they're not buying it...

Uh...don't mind that text, it's nothing important. This is where I stop typing, right? Right! So, see ya later! ^_^ Thanks for reading!

Psst...I'm more important than you think...hehehe...