The Database

NIGHT STAR'S DATABASE

WELCOME TO THE DATABASE. AUTHORISED PERSONNEL. PLEASE PROCEED.

Userame: Night Star

Species: Human

Gender: Female

Age: Confidential

Likes: Rainbows, dandelions, and everything nice

Dislikes: Nuts, milk, and everything nasty

Hobbies: Reading, dreaming (both day and night), and writing

Country: Singapore

Personality: Weird, Hyper, Funny, Lame, Friendly, Shy, Short-Tempered, Somewhat patient, Sometimes grumpy

Motto: "Define weird."

Favourite quote: "Normal is overrated."

Others: -

INTRODUCTION POST CAN BE FOUND IN HERE. ALL UNAUTHORISED PERSONNEL WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. COMMENTORS WHO ARE RUDE, DISCOURAGING, RACIST, AND BASICALLY ASS-HOLES ARE CONSIDERED UNAUTHORISED PERSONNEL AND WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. ANY ATTEMPTS TO PROVOKE NIGHT STAR SHALL BE IGNORED.

  Well, hello there! Nothing to worry about, it's just me. Not me me. The other me! Wait...no, I'm...give me a second. Okay. I'm Night Star's other half. I think. I wish she'd figure herself out soon. I can't tell if I'm a split personality case or if I'm some kind of spirit taking up some of her mind or if she's just being delusional and I'm just a figment of her imagination. She sure does love talking to herself. Which is me. She refuses to speak to me here in this database, though. I guess she doesn't want you guys to see us taking turns to tell each other to shut up.

  I really hope she can figure herself out soon...we both think it really probably isn't important to the rest of you guys who are probably adults already but it's kinda important to us, y'know?

  'Sides, we-I mean, SHE, still acts like a child. *Cough* I am most certainly not childish.

  Sure you're not.

  Ah, don't be so innocent, mon cher. We both know what we know.

  Alright, you had your say in the Database. Now, LEAVE.

  Hmph, you're no fun. *Stalks away*

 AND DON'T USE ACTION ASTERISKS! Mein Gott, some people just don't get that I'm a freakin' Grammar Nazi...

  Yes, I know I broke a grammar rule by starting a sentence with a connector. That was added for emphasis.

  Ladies and gentlemen, have a rainbow-filled day.